Good lord a ninja’s work is never done!

Many a time I sit on the cold granite floor in my cave of meditation on Ninja Mountain and ponder the oddities of life and the course of mankind. Then I go out and assasinate someone for cash. Makes you think.

I have in a quandry recently over the possibilty of a job change. I’ve been a ninja for ever and really love the work but it’s a time consuming job and I never really have time for me. So I started posting my CV around. It shows my character as a noble, patient, tidy individual who likes to dispose of people with as much blood spray as possible.

So naturally I got a job in sales but decided to go back to ninjaring as even I don’t like to hurt people that much.

So that is the really lame excuse for why I haven’t been around for a while. Don’t complain or I’ll kill you. But I’d feel really bad about it.

Kill you later