Things we could do without

If all the people of the world united and put their differences aside, laid down their weapons and stood down their armies, do you think we could then eradicate certain things that this ninja thinks are beyond dumb?

Too often with sorrow in his eyes has YoDan been thumbing through his favourite magazine or watching TV and thought ‘what this world needs is a good clean out. And by clean out I mean bloody carnage of epic proportions. But you get my drift.’

Below are a list of items that just need to go and suck the life out of the good natured people on this planet. Their is a creature that does this too called a Orkruch but that’s just the way it’s created. We should know better.

Please suggest your own and maybe I’ll be a kind ninja and add them on. Might even credit you. Or I might just stalk you and behead you. Expect either.

1. Paris Hilton

2. Big Brother

3. Movies with Tom Cruise in

4. Not being a ninja

5. Crystal Palace (football team)

6.Paris Hilton (she deserves a 2nd mention)

7. Knightbloom (The monster that is Orlando Bloom & Kiera Knightley. Both the same actor I think)

8. Anything made by Michael Bay

9. Harry Potter films

10. Mar-mite

11. Vege-mite

12. Sambuca (Oh boy did this ninja have a bad reaction to sambuca. And when a ninja has a bad reaction everybody feels that pain)

13. The colour pink

14. Wasps

15. People named Gertrude and Felix

16. The weather channels

17. Zoos

18. Steven Spielbergs carrer of late (not his early stuff. That was genius. Everything after and including A.I.)

I’ll post some more soon guys.

Kill ya later