I know it’s a little early to be thinking of change but after consulting my Shaman bones I looked over my choices and realised that although I wasn’t wrong, which i am incapable of being seeing as I’m a ninja, I needed to re-evaluate the categories to make them more to my liking.
Any who disagree may have to face my wrath, which is kind of like a shawl but just a ninja version. Lovely in the grey winter days on the sullen and dead waste lands of Ninja Mountain.

Perfect holiday home for many weary ninjas...until they kill each other because ninja's never get on well in close proximity.
You Dare to say WHAT?!?